my cousin just tweeted “what if 11:11 wishes don’t come true because someone in the world wished they didnt” and now i am speechless
is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
if i dont text back its becuase i replied in my mind but was too lazy to physically reply and im really sorry im the worst kind of person
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul











